I had a very good friend in my first year of college who used to work at a local animal shelter. One day, one of the volunteers was cleaning out the cages and came across a mouse. At first, she was puzzled as to what this could be doing in the cage. It seemed innocuous enough, so she moved on. A few minutes later, she came across another cage. This time, she was curious and took a closer look. She noticed a mouse had been swallowed.
This is the strangest animal I’ve ever seen. It looks, at first glance, like an insect. It’s translucent and has a mouth full of sharp black teeth. But once you actually get a good look at it, you realize it’s not a bug at all. It’s a mouse.
The mouse is a cute little animal, but you shouldn’t swallow one if you don’t know what you are doing. It is a carnivorous mammal, which means it eats its own prey. Unfortunately, this means that a mouse can easily be poisoned. You should always dispose of any carcasses or other small pieces of meat that you find. This is why you should always check your traps before you kill anything.
Once the mouse is dead and its all that’s left of it, you need to get rid of it. This is because the whole point of getting rid of it is for the rodent to regurgitate the mouse’s remains. Your task now is to take it out of the body of the mouse. As you can see below, the procedure is fairly simple.
The easiest way to do the job is to first make sure you have any small bones inside the mouse. You can do this by using a small piece of kitchen wire and then sticking a toothpick in there. Then you need to get the meat out of the body. You can do this by using some twine and then sticking it through the mouse’s head. Then you need to cut the twine. Finally you will need to clean up the poop.
As you can see below, the procedure is fairly simple. The easiest way to do the job is to first make sure you have any small bones inside the mouse. You can do this by using a small piece of kitchen wire and then sticking a toothpick in there. Then you need to get the meat out of the body. You can do this by using some twine and then sticking it through the mouses head. Then you need to cut the twine.
While this may seem like a very quick process, it’s not. It will take a bit longer for the twine to go through the mouses head and body so you have to make sure that the body is clean. Also, if you don’t get the meat out and the twine still won’t go through, you will need to cut the twine in half. As it turns out, there were more twine parts inside the mouses head than Twine.
To be honest, I think this is one of those things that is so obvious that it almost doesn’t require explanation, but I didn’t really want to say “duh”. I do want to point out though that it is a very real thing. In one of my classes, we had a class where we had to take a test from a computer. I had a little booklet with different questions to answer.
The question was whether it was possible to swallow a mouse. There was a long list of possible answers, which included: Mouse is a plant. Mouse is a bird. Mouse is a snake. Mouse is a piece of shit. Mouse is a fish. It’s possible that we all know the answer, but I felt it was worth mentioning because of the way it was worded.